If I call you Minions? Because I was messing around on my Blogger Dashboard, and saw that I can change the names of stuff I thought was Standard Issue.
I'm not sure why I think having Minions is better than Followers. Maybe because then I feel like a super-villain, rather than some prophet. Should I be Evil or Sacrilegious? Hmm. Tough choice.
Now if I only had some Bidding to send you all out to do... It would probably involve the procurement of pie. I'm pretty solid on that point. Or cupcakes. I can see it now: me, holed up in my Fortress of Baked Goods, with my swarming 11 Minions ready to leap at my every command.
Never mind. That sounds like a lot of pressure. And really, how many cupcakes can I get through in a day? Ok, probably a lot on the first day, maybe the first 3 days, but after that I think I might start to lose some steam.
Maybe I should change the heading to Ducklings. It would be pretty cute having 11 ducklings around. As long as they're at least paper-trained.